We Have Arrived!!!

Welcome to the Interweb version of sitting at Butter's and drinking beers!! You all can look forward to Chris and I blogging about meaningless things that hopefully will give you all a little break while you slave away making doughnuts for the man. (we will both be asleep due to unemployment) In between breaks from trying to unlock characters on Mario Kart Wii and getting the perfect recruiting class on NCAA football 2009, we hope to impart knowledge from our adventures. These adventures will include what Douche Bags we saw in Wrigleyville while drinking selects at Trace, and our on going struggle to win the lotto.

Now down to business, as responsible bloggers we would like to make the following 10 pledges to our loyal readers:

1. We promise to post interesting topics based on little to no actual credible information.
2. We promise to give you breaking information on new video games because you d-bags will be too busy at work to actually get a chance to play/enjoy them.
3. We promise to post our daily EARLY AFTERNOON golf scores from the travesty that is the Sydney Marovitz golf course (we can't afford the golf courses you guys play on weekends).
4. We promise to update our readers on Karm's 10 year progress towards obtaining the educational background necessary to start a career.
5. We promise to overanalyze and underscrutinize Illinois sports to give you all hope for a yearly national championship/final four run including improbable 5 star recruting chases and overhyping the 3 stars that actually sign.
6. We promise that title IX will not play any role in the opinions and postings on this blog, unless Erin Andrews qualifies as an athlete under title IX.
7. We promise to be completely biased towards the midwest except for: any non-Illinois Big Ten School, Notre Dame, and any baseball team that does not start with Chicago or St. Louis.
8. We promise not to post before noon or after 5AM.
9. We promise that at times we will probably become lazy and forget to post (by forget we mean that we're too tired from playing golf, video games, and enjoying frosty cold Selects).
10. We pledge to entertain our faithful followers through witty banter, and promise to reply to equally witty commentary, however, since equally witty does not exist, do not expect a response.