When did Bubba Sparxx go to Iowa?

This little gem was on Deadspin this morning, and oh baby is this the new hottness!!! We can only hope that Iowa's marching band plays this at halftime of their shitkicking of a bowl game.





Here is my critique.

1) When was the last time somebody used "Patna" in a rap? Maybe this was in homage to Musberger saying "Pardner" all the time?

2) "We get the job done, no need to be fancy" If by job you mean taking the fries out of the deep fryer when the timer starts beeping at McDonald's, then yes you have been getting the job done.

3) I actually paused it when he was fanning out his money, and it looks to be about 500 bucks, so it looks like autotitleloan.com just got a great 1987 Chevy Beretta if you are in the market.

4) It must have been cheaper to film this in Detroit than in Iowa City, kinda like how movies that take place in New York City are actually shot in Montreal.

5) "Head Coach on my block like I'm Kirk Ferentz" I can't mock that line, it was pure genius.

6) "Who said the only thing we got up in this state is corn!" According to this video, you have much more, such as terrible weather, broken down houses, and terrible cameramen who can't keep the floodlight and extension cords out of the shots.

7) I can't even begin to fathom who terrible the pit stains are on that White Tee he is banging.

8) I bet he graduated with a Marketing degree from Iowa.

9) At least there is no traffic in Iowa City

10) The guy points to the ground at least 10 times before the camera man gets it that he wants him to show all the money on the ground. In all seriousness though, do you know how much Meth you can buy with that love?

His name is NOTTI BOY!!! Seriously who are this assholes friends that let him do this and let him call himself that??