Beer Monster Update

Thanks to J-Dani, we have some new variations on the Beer Monster for those of you out there who are now partaking in this joyous and sacred drinking art form!

Beer Monster 2.0

The Beer Monster 2.0 is the stream-lined version of the Beer Monster. In order to do this, you pull the back of your t-shirt from the bottom over the top of your head. This method allows for a much more snug fit around the face and reduces stomach exposure.

Mr and Mrs Beer Monster

A male doing a Beer Monster through a females shirt and vice-versa. According to J, this is a great way to get a woman to do a Beer Monster without her using her shirt, and also a great way to show affection.

"Lights Out" Beer Monster

The most difficult Beer Monster to perform. If not more rare than the Female Beer Monster, at least much more dangerous. In order to do this Beer Monster, you must come up behind someone and unsuspectingly Beer Monster them with your own shirt and beer. Your shirt goes over their head and you immediately start pouring beer. The unsuspecting recipient has no choice but to start drinking, or get a beer shower through someone else's t-shirt. J-Dani was quick to point out that in some parts of the country this might be considered assault, so use at your own discretion, and proceed with caution. We at Durty Butter claim no responsibility if you are charged with any crimes while performing the "lights out" Beer Monster.

If you are not familiar with a beer monster check out our previous post.

http://durtybutter.blogspot.com/2008/10/beer-monster-spotted-in-champaign.html

We are looking forward to seeing the first Bride and Groom Beer Monster this weekend and King and Cindy's wedding. Hopefully pictures to follow.

Durty