For those of you who are not aware of the Beer Monster, allow us here at Durty Butter to enlighten you. First a few rules.
(Beware these are Oakdale Rules. The Original Tegal Rules May Differ)
1) Do not partake in a Beer Monster if you are feint of heart.
2) The Shirt must be over the head for the entire beer, otherwise the Beer Monster is not official.
3) You may not slap anyone in the stomach while they are performing the Beer Monster.
4) If you are in the presence of a Beer Monster, then you must cease you conversation, stop dancing, quit watching TV, and pay respect to the Beer Monster.
5) You may not change shirts after the Beer Monster is finished.
6) The thicker the shirt, the more impressive the Beer Monster.
7) Female Beer Monsters are extremely rare, like Loch-Ness monster, Bigfoot, Yeti rare. So if you are lucky enough to witness one, for the love of everything that is holy in this world, TAKE A PICTURE!!!
8) If you are wearing 2 shirts then you have the option of using only one, but beware, this will mean that you will get 1/2 the credit, and are 1/2 the man.
9) The Beer Monster is not only an acceptable form of celebration, it is the highest level of celebration, so feel free to perform the Beer Monster at Birthdays, Graduations, Christenings, Thanksgiving Dinner, Weddings, Anniversaries, Hospital waiting rooms during childbirth. In fact, the Beer Monster should replace cigars when a child is born.
10) The cooler you are, the cooler the Beer Monster. If you are a Dooosh, than you are gonna do a doooshy Beer Monster. DOOOOSSHH!!
So if you are partaking in a Beer Monster please feel free to send pictures to Durtybutter@gmail.com and we will post them, if they are deemed worthy by King, BT, J Danny, Rod and Chol.
Without further ado........ I give you
(Beware these are Oakdale Rules. The Original Tegal Rules May Differ)
1) Do not partake in a Beer Monster if you are feint of heart.
2) The Shirt must be over the head for the entire beer, otherwise the Beer Monster is not official.
3) You may not slap anyone in the stomach while they are performing the Beer Monster.
4) If you are in the presence of a Beer Monster, then you must cease you conversation, stop dancing, quit watching TV, and pay respect to the Beer Monster.
5) You may not change shirts after the Beer Monster is finished.
6) The thicker the shirt, the more impressive the Beer Monster.
7) Female Beer Monsters are extremely rare, like Loch-Ness monster, Bigfoot, Yeti rare. So if you are lucky enough to witness one, for the love of everything that is holy in this world, TAKE A PICTURE!!!
8) If you are wearing 2 shirts then you have the option of using only one, but beware, this will mean that you will get 1/2 the credit, and are 1/2 the man.
9) The Beer Monster is not only an acceptable form of celebration, it is the highest level of celebration, so feel free to perform the Beer Monster at Birthdays, Graduations, Christenings, Thanksgiving Dinner, Weddings, Anniversaries, Hospital waiting rooms during childbirth. In fact, the Beer Monster should replace cigars when a child is born.
10) The cooler you are, the cooler the Beer Monster. If you are a Dooosh, than you are gonna do a doooshy Beer Monster. DOOOOSSHH!!
So if you are partaking in a Beer Monster please feel free to send pictures to Durtybutter@gmail.com and we will post them, if they are deemed worthy by King, BT, J Danny, Rod and Chol.
Without further ado........ I give you
The Beer Monster
(Officiated by BT)
1 comment:
So according to the rules, what we have in this picture is a full and 1/3 beer monster?
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