God Bless Derrick Rose

I personally jinxed Derrick Rose the other night when I texted people saying that he was on his way to getting his first NBA triple-double. Unfortunately I forgot that no one on his team can hit an open jumper to get him assists. That is why instead of passing the ball he should just continue to do this:





By the way, Stacey King is by far the goofiest ex-NBA player turned commentator in professional sports. Yes a bigger dork than Bill Walton. I can't decide if Stacey and Neil Fuck sound like what Dwight and Michael from The Office would sound like if they were doing the replay, or if these two should be the stars of Christopher Guest's "Best In Show 2" It took me 3 times of watching this to actually hear how stupid they sound doing the replay, because the cross-over was that amazing. Enjoy!