More Minneapolis Public Bathroom Sex

I'm sure that most of you have already heard about this story, now we have pictures and possibly drugs. This story doesn't really seem that unbelievable, until you read the last line of the article. Just some background, 2 people were caught having sex in the Metrodome during an Iowa - Minnesota college football game.

The Smoking Gun

So now the woman says that her life has been ruined. Obviously since people now know her name and where she lives, they have been giving her shit.

DesMoines Register

Of course she now claims that she would never knowingly do something like this, so she had to have been drugged. I'm pretty sure even the dumbest of criminals would probably think that the Men's room at a Big 10 football game is probably not the best place to carry out your master plan of drugging and then tagging a 38 year old mother of 3. She must have seemed like a much better target than all of the drunk college girls with little to no morals running around. Nice try lady, suck it up and deal with the fact that all of America now knows you are a slut, and a cheater.

Daily Times Herald

I know what all of you are thinking. Is she at least hot? Well I hate to ruin it for you, but no she is not. She pretty much looks like a 38 year old mother of 3 from Iowa. Which brings me to the real question. What the shit did the 26 year old guy's girlfriend look like? Everyone is probably thinking about how bad this is going to be for the husband and the kids, I'm worried about the girlfriend. How shot is her self-esteem right now? If she hasn't already gained 15 pounds and drank a case of Effen vodka I would be shocked. The wife is using the I was too drunk and possibly drugged excuse, I wish I could hear the guys excuse, and if it worked, it should go down in history as one of the top 10 greatest excuses ever. The history books will have a picture of JFK, Bill Clinton and the Hawkeye Mother*&#^@*.

Here she is:

Deadspin